What the hell is it with these spammers? The above is the subject line of one of the 100-plus spam emails I received today. Is this to avoid spam filters or just the result of poor schooling or plain stupidity? If it is the latter, then these people should be caged. To hell with the first amendment and all the other arguments given to defend the rights of those who make a living by sending out this crap. I am not interested in penile enhancements, cheap prescription drugs, low mortgage rates, email spy systems, hot teen sex or fat mature sex. I don't want to learn about the Spanish lottery, or how to make money by spamming, or septic problem solutions. Leave me alone! I wish there was a method to direct the spam back to the spammers by 100-fold! Now that's a software program that I'd be interested in! Clog up their computer to gridlock their 5 cents-an-email get rich quick job.
Once Kerry gets elected and we're all drinking free Bubble Up and eating rainbow stew, maybe the spammers will be able to get a better job and won't have to spam for a living. Of course it won't be with a big corporation because we all know they are evil and should be run out of business--but maybe some kind of really challenging, rewarding position with the government. Then, the spammers can join the middle class (currently known as the "rich" by the Kerry machine) and pay exorbitant taxes to fund even more government programs to ensure that everyone has the same opportunities, regardless of ability, work ethic, citizenship, or any of those other annoying requirements that are usually associated with getting ahead.
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